THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
oh well, at least zayn looked good
-ancient one direction proverb
Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough
Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.
"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."
he looks like he’s in pain
He WAS in pain I mean
petition to get Rebel Wilson, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone together in a movie
written by Tina Fey
narrated by morgan freeman
Guest starring Ellen Degeneres
soundtrack by Beyonce
with an oscar-worthy guest performance by leonardo dicaprio
WHEN LOUIS TURNED INTO HARRY AND THE HAND GOT A LITTLE BIGGER MADE MY LIFE
did we seriously just watch them walk down a pier for 4 minutes?
"as I might miss him" is potentially the most painful thing louis has ever said